dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

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clvbpenguin:

just had the best origami during sex

(Source: clvbpenguin)

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zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

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meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

image

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dreamgirllondon:

The little things can put a smile on your face !

Forrest Gump - 1994 - 2014

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hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

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unabating:

this show is incredible

(Source: ricktimus)

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defnotyouraveragewoman:

mandeecarek:

webofgoodnews:

Animals getting help from people.

😢😢😢😢😢😢

OMG I’m literally bawling my eyes out.

I don’t know what made it worse. The piggie, the squirrel.

no, the mama cat. ughhhhg.

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yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

He loves it

I’m reblogging this again I mean

My bird got a laptop I don’t know what to tell you

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